I nearly fell asleep at the wheel during the first minute of this Nicolas Cage-Jerry Bruckheimer opus dealing with madcap car thieves poised to pull off that FINAL HEIST which will make them (and hopefully Bruckheimer & Disney) MILLIONS!
Here's what I don't understand: if yer gonna REMAKE a "dead-end" 70's no-budget snoozer, you'd attempt to IMPROVE upon the OG by concocting a fresh formula, correct? Instead, Jerry B. & his MC's opted for a BIG-BUDGET rehash of the same fumes we sniffed that first time around the track. Translation? PROCEED WITH CAUTION.