El Santo: Masked wrestler, movie star, secret agent, superhero. Loved by women and feared by men, El Santo had the brawn of Hulk Hogan, the charisma of James Bond, and the brains of Doc Savage all rolled into one silver-masked individual. El Santo represents all things that TapeHead holds dear: action, excitement, unpredictability, charm, and the desire to thrill fans. That, friends, is why we have dedicated our rating system to the late luchador. The Santo Scale rates a video on a scale from one to five Santo Masks. We're talking overall entertainment, here. What a film may lack in budget, it may make up in heart. What a film lacks in violence it may make it up in titillation factor. Remember that the Santo Mask Rating System is a general guideline. For the true scoop, read the whole review. But as a ballpark estimation, the Santo Mask Rating System breaks down as such:

RATINGS:

= The box is better than the film

= If you rent it, make sure it's two for one night

= You could do much worse

= Search until you find it, it'll be worth it

= Dr. Butcher, M.D.. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. If you haven't seen it, you should be ashamed of yourself