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Picture if you will...driving a vehicle on an open road, suddenly screeching toward a detour or "dead end" which becomes unavoidable, placing life in jeapordy while wasting precious time before reaching the end. Well, that very experience is kinda like watching this summer's big-budget bile known as X-MEN. And I'm here to tell the plain truth right about NOW funk soul brotha.
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ROADBLOCK #1 (A typical Hollywood exec's brainstorm): "HEY! I gotta clever idear-let's hire the director of THE USUAL SUSPECTS to create our long-awaited live action adaptation of them there popular X-MEN comix!!"
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What's the end result? PURELY GODAWFUL.
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